Wishing Game with a Twist

[Devil]

Lets play a game, shall we!

RULES:

1. One person posts a wish
2. You grant it, but corrupts the wish

Example:

* I wish I had a car!

**Granted, but the car has no engine

Let loose and be creative fellas....

[Glithic]

I want 15 trillion U.S dollars

[Devil]

I want 15 trillion U.S dollars

Granted. You will receive 15 trillion U.S. dollars that was stolen during a heist with federal agents tracking you down!

[Glithic]

I want 15 trillion U.S dollars

Granted. You will receive 15 trillion U.S. dollars that was stolen during a heist with federal agents tracking you down!

To late I'm on the moon

[Red]

I wish I had a Unicorn that I could ride anywhere faster than any vehicle.

[PsychoWhite]

I wish I had a Unicorn that I could ride anywhere faster than any vehicle.

Granted but the unicorn has Down Syndrome and only runs in circles

[Red]

I wish I had a Unicorn that I could ride anywhere faster than any vehicle.

Granted but the unicorn has Down Syndrome and only runs in circles

Sounds like the best carnival ride ever.

[PsychoWhite]

Sounds like the best carnival ride ever.

Agreed. I'd still ride the fuck out of it.

[Red]

Sounds like the best carnival ride ever.

Agreed. I'd still ride the fuck out of it.

I'd get a selfie with it just so I can have an epic image of me riding a Unicorn.

[PsychoWhite]

Sounds like the best carnival ride ever.

Agreed. I'd still ride the fuck out of it.

I'd get a selfie with it just so I can have an epic image of me riding a Unicorn.

If it's running faster then any car, that'll be one blurry selfie.