Why did the chicken cross the road

[Pastrie]

Why o why did the chicken cross the road, will the world ever know.

[123]

So he could drink bleach

[dvndy123]

This question is so bad dude!

[Zeno]

To either eat food; or escape from a child chasing it (with foaming mouth and eating utensils).

[wally]

To get to the idiots house, Knock Knock

[Vnon]

To get to the other side!

[xdemayhem]

Chicken crossed to road... to chase chicks, duh.

[anon942]

So he can fart on the other side

[goldenshibby]

because he is an idiot

[Meler]

He crossed the road to get to the other side.